Saturday, May 17, 2008

THOUGHT - Dear Yankee Candle...

I have found that among the few scents which smell amazing, the remainder of your scents either smell horrid, smell like soap, or smell like pastries. With regards to the latter, please develop your food-scented line to include the following:

- Garlic, for the Mediterranean demographic.
- Barbecue, for those rainy summer evenings when you could be on the back deck.
- Pizza, for those nostalgic for their college days.
- Searing Beef, because every man loves his meat.

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